why are men happier than woman?

Why are men so happy?
- they pass their last name on to their families
- they own the shed, garage and back garden
- wedding preparation is not a worry
- they can eat chocolate. All the chocolate they want!
-they don't get pregnant
- wrinkles add personality
- they pee standing up- nobody looks at their boobs when talking to them
- new shoes don't hurt
- telephone calls last 30 seconds
-they only need one bag for a five day vacation
- they can open all flasks
- if someone come to a party dressing the same they laugh at each other and can become friends
- hot wax would never be a dangerous zone for them
- they can eat a banana or ice cream in public
- if someone forget to invite them somewhere that someone can still be his friend
-  their ass is not an asset when getting a job
- they interior clothes are €3 in a pack of 3
- 3 pairs of shoe are more than enough
- they can use the same hair style for years, decades or even for life
 - most of them have to only shave their face
- they can wear shorts independently of how their legs look like
- they can choose if they want a moustache or not
- if they have belly they still eat whatever they want
- they buy christmas presents on christmas eve in half an hour
- they don't have to drive to the next gas station because in this one toilets are dirty
- they can watch tv for hours with a friend in complete silence without thinking: 'is he mad at me?'
- god bless the lucky bastards!